Animal Jokes!

Q. What does the tigress say to her cubs before they go out hunting for food?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy?
A. A collie-flower!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A. Big holes all over Australia!

Q. Why did the lizard go on a diet?
A. It weighed too much for the scales!

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In a river bank!

Limmericks

A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat in her bed and just meowed!
(By Lorna Lace)